An Italian suppository.

1. The situation that results when one is uncertain as to when a project is
actually finished (and when, therefore, to stop revising it)

2. A condition sometimes afflicting Web sites, in which the Webmaster adds
so many bells and whistles that the whole thing is a mess

Banana problem is of fairly recent vintage, but its already turned up in
the venerable New York Times.

According to the New Hackers Dictionary, this handy expression refers to
the old joke about a youngster who said, I know how to spell banana . .
. but I dont know when to stop.

No, Charlie, the site looks great, but Im afraid if you insist on adding
the Dancing Mahirs AND that 12-minute video clip of yourself playing
ping-pong, were going to have a real banana problem on our hands.

One who has mastered the science of remaining a bachelor.

What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

A cat who can settle a dispute between 2 mice.

Duplicating film.

Eclipse e-klips: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper i-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes hee-rhos: What a guy in a boat does.

Similar to a black hole in space. If he goes in, he isnt coming out
anytime soon.

Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.

A discussion that occurs when youre right, but he just hasnt
realized it yet.