Glasses you use to read books by during the television commercials.

Someone who is afraid of Santa Claus.

Arbitrator ar-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds.

Avoidable uh-voy-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney uh-lo-nee: Where some hemlines fall.

How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

One of Gods Frozen children.

A Freudian Slip is when you intend to say one
thing but instead say your mother.

Bernadette urn-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize ur-gler-ize: What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

A person whos both stupid and an asshole.

Hugh Hefners phone book.