Someone who has a loophole named after him.

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit
patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit
microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that cant stand 1 bit of
competition.

4 wheeled hard-top moped made in France.

The ability to eat only one peanut.

Internet – Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

Keyboard – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac – Big Bobs favorite fast food.

To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences
of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. Ive been dilberted
again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week.

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesnt
get it.

A variety of meat.

Rarely served as it clearly
crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of
dead cow.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: Im going to ask for something expensive.

Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com

A child who is more talented than yours.