Network – Scoopn up a big fish before it breaks the line.

Online – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

Rom – Where the pope lives.

A man whose business it is to see that others have a good time.

That annoying time between naps.

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.

STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.

TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.

A place where people who are run down wind up.

The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep
you on the edge of financial disaster.

Parasites par-uh-sites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist farm-uh-sist: A helper on the farm.

Polarize po-lur-ize: What penguins see with.

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

The candy with flavour and charm.