Some make things happen, some watch things happen,
and the majority has no idea whats happened.

Creature who acts nice to you because she doesnt
like you, or mean, because she does.

Someone who can sit on a scoop of ice cream and tell you what flavor it
is.

Effective sunspot remover.

What you get when you dont read the manual
first.

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.

A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with ones own opinion.

The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

Defunct Operating System

Compact home incinerator used for the disposal of bulky
pieces of meat and poultry.