A large, heavy, blunt object used to forcibly inject
clues into those who have proven otherwise clue-resistant.

Sometimes this is done by inducing unconsciousness, thereby raising the
clue level in a subject who was formerly negatively clued.

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you
try to remove it.

The last two minutes of a football game.

Someone who thinks about doing the wild and crazy things I
actually do when no one is watching.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

None of the kids that live in your house…

Left Bank left bangk: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty mis-tee: How golfers create divots.

Paradox par-uh-doks: Two physicians.

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All were going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: Im coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him