Modem: What cha did to the hay fields.

Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrixs wife.

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.

A replacement of old bugs with new bugs.

Parasites par-uh-sites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist farm-uh-sist: A helper on the farm.

Polarize po-lur-ize: What penguins see with.

Proof that truce is stronger than friction.

Post-graduate in School of Love.

Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-minute warning: When the babys face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

I Blame Microsoft

The language spoken in Cuba.

Willing to take calculated risks: Doesnt mind spending someone elses money.

Zealous attitude: Opinionated.

The wife says: Im not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question Whats wrong?

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: Its just that youre an idiot.

The wife says: I dont want to talk about it.
The wife means: Im still building up steam.