A mob of people with water in it.

One who robs shoe stores.

Early American who was lucky enough to find his way
out of the woods.

Someone brought in at the last minute to share the blame.

A device that permits
us to lose several keys at one time.

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

VERY CREATIVE: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.

USES RESOURSES WELL: Delegates everything.

DESERVES PROMOTION: Create new title to make h/h feel appreciated.

To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time
before cooking a dish.

Allows for the fingers to be
burned when placing the food into the oven, as well as when taking
the food
out.

Chip: What to munch on.

Micro Chip: Whats left in the bottom of the bag.

Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Freds around.

A dead Scotsman.

Bills Attempt to Seize Industry Control