How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world up over?

Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

Does killing time damage eternity?

What is pink, flies and has a helmet? Apig flying a jet fighter wereing a helmet!

Masterbating is like cheating. Its fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself!!!

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why is the word big so little and the word little so big?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do you know the worlds funniest joke?

Neither do I.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Whats another word for thesaurus?

What would we have called the color orange if it wasnt a fruit?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Why do the signs that say Slow Children have a picture of a running child?

Why do they call it chili if its hot?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

If its zero degrees outside today and its supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why are they called apartments, when theyre all stuck together?

Why do banks charge you a non-sufficient funds fee on money they already know you dont have?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Everyone has a photographic memory. But some folks dont have film.

When everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Why isnt palindrome spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when youre driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says — objects in mirror are closer than they appear, how can that be possible?