7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!

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You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out Forget this! and walk out triumphantly.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

11. Bring a chainsaw, but dont use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say Just in case… mysteriously.

12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.

13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if theyre crazy while typing.

14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.

15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, Oops, I forgot.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

12. Thou shalt keep thy foul language to thyself.

31. Laugh hysterically, shout You will all perish in flames!!! and continue working.

32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.

33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.

34. Attempt to eat your computers mouse.

35. Borrow someone elses keyboard by reaching over, saying Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?, unplugging the keyboard & taking it.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

2. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

3. When you hear the toilet flush and the words, Uh-oh, its already too late.

4. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

5. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

6. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak – it explodes.

7. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.

8. Some things will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old that youd imagine would remain in him or her.

9. Super glue is forever.

10. McGyver can teach us many things we dont want to know.

11. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still cant walk on water.

12. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

13. VCRs do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

14. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

15. The fire department has at least a 5 minute response time.

16. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.

17. It will however make cats dizzy.

18. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.