You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

4. Sneaking in the bosss desk could land you an unexpected promotion.

19. Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with the SysOps rules.

36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.

38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.

39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isnt affected). Then look at your neighbors keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: Does *your* delete key work? Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until youve deleted about a page of your neighbors document. Then, suddenly exclaim: Well, whaddya know? Ive been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasnt deleting! Ha! Print out your document and leave.

40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmers Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling Im here, the phantom of the opera until they drag you away.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turets Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

6. Write a program that plays the Smurfs theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you dont know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:



10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.



9. Those who have it think that those who dont are somehow inferior.



8. Those who dont have it may agree that its neat, but think its not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.



7. Many of those who dont have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call E-mail Envy.



6. Its more fun when its up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.



5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think thats the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.



4. If you dont take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.



3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.



2. If youre not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.



And the number one reason Why e-mail is like a penis.



1. If you play with it too much, youll go blind!

10) Who the hell Begets anymore?

9) Memo to Adam: Ditch the apples, try chocolate!

8) Saint Peter wouldnt do the actual judging — hed hire a temp.

7) Ten plagues and God never thought of daytime talk shows?

6) All this smiting and no one filed a suit against God?

5) “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy?” — GO FORTY-NINERS!

4) Why did Moses spend all his time parting seas when there are all those great legs out there?

3) How can you trust someone who turns water into wine?

2) Satan provides free heating, work for everyone, never evicts you and doesnt give a damn about your credit rating. This is bad HOW?

1.) Out with “Into the ark, two by two,” in with Jerry Springer love triangles!