Yo mamas glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so dumb she jumped out a window and got stuck in mid air.

Yo Mamas so fat that she had to get baptized at Sea World.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house and they offered her a job.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked out the window, the police gave her a fine for mooning.

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo Mamas so fat, they had to change, One Size Fits All, to One Size Fits Most!

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.