Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama like the ocean… everybody gets to hit the waves

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so bald, you can see what shes thinkin right through her head.

– Yo Mamas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals
– Yo Mamas so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, What a treasure! and her father said, Yeah! Lets go bury it!
– Yo Mamas so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
– Yo Mamas so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
– Yo Mamas so ugly, they didnt make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars.
– Yo Mamas so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, Damn! Is it Halloween already?
– Yo Mamas so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday.
– Yo Mamas so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.
– Yo Mamas so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
– Yo Mamas so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled rape, they yelled NO!
– Yo mamas so ugly, shes like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
– Yo mamas so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.
– Yo mamas so ugly, rice crispies wont even talk to her.
– Yo mamas so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.
– Yo mamas so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
– Yo mamas so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
– Yo mamas so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.
– Yo mamas so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said Thanks for bringing her back.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama is like a shotgun. Two cocks and shes ready to go.

yo momma is so fat…………………when she sat on the bible mosess came out and said let my people go!!!!!!!!!!!