Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

YO MAMA is so ulgy your daddy takes her to work so he doesnt need to kiss her goodbye



Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry





Yo mama is so ugly when she passes by your bathroom, the toilet flushes





Yo mama is so ugly the prince eould rather live as a frog than kiss her





Yo mama is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck





Yo mama is so ugly when she was born, her mom said, What a treasure!;and your dad said,Yeah lets go burry it!





Yo mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldnt pay for her liposuction





Yo mama is so fat when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight





Yo mama is so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts





Yo mama is so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas





Yo mama is so fat when she farts she puts herself into an orbit





Yo mama is so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama is like a Hardware Store… 5 cents a screw.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping