Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read one at a time, please

Yo mamas so fat when she gets out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she climbed a glass wall just to see what was on the other side.

YO mama is sooo white that when she puts on make-up she looks dirty!

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so fat when she goes swimming with a black suit on the whales start singing, WE ARE FAMILY… EVEN THOUGH YOURE FATTER THAN ME