Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said What a treasure! and her father said Yes, lets go bury it.

Yo momma so fat I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the bathroom scales it said to be continued….

Yo mama so poor, I stepped on her old banged-up skateboard and she yelled, Get off my car!

Yo mamas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Yo mama so poor that when she went she went to McDonalds she put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said, To be continued…