Yo mommas so ugly yo dad had to pick her up from the pound last night coz they thought she was a ravid bitch!

Yo mama is missing a finger and cant count past nine.

Yo mommas so poor that, she cant afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

yo mama soooo fat she walked out side wit a yellow shirt on and someoan yelled TAXI TAXI.

Yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince…lol

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter bugers came out of Washingtons nose

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.