Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so fat, the military could just drop -her- on Iraq and end the war.

yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book.

Yo mama so fat that she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing WE ARE FAMILY.

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!