Yo mama so fat shes got her own area code!

Yo mama so hairy a blind man mistook her for his seeing eye dog.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so fat she uses salad bowls for contact lenses.

Yo mommas so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so tall she bumped her head on the Pearly Gates.