Yo mama is so poor that when u stepped on the cigarette she said hey, who turned off the heat?

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears and orange dress bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldnt cover her

Yo mama so dumb, she sits on the television and watches the sofa.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

your mamas so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start to sing:We are family, even though your bigger than me!

Yo mama so fat she farted and made the Grand canyon.

yo mama so dumb she sold her house for rent money

Yo mama so skinny, I gave her a red hat and a fake mustache and people called her Paper Mario.

yo moma so fat she got into a monster truck and made it into a lowrider

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy