Yo mama so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she yelled, Ding Dong!

yo mamma so big she can play pool with the planets

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mamas so dumb she tried to throw a stone at the ground but she missed.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks shed have her own projects!

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn