Yo mama so fat I can stand on her belly and high-five God…

Yo mama so old I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off.

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was illegitiment because she couldnt read

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

– Yo Mamas so fat, she couldnt fit in a satellite photo.

– Yo Mamas so fat, shes on both sides of the family.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washingtons nose

– Yo Mamas so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes

– Yo Mamas so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: Free Willy! free Willy!

– Yo Mamas so fat, shes got her own zip code

– Yo Mamas so fat, people jog around her for exercise

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

– Yo Mamas so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she jumped in air and got stuck.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she wears Maclom X shirt, helicopters land on her.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

– Yo Mamas so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a Caution! Wide Turn sign.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read One at a time, please.

– Yo Mamas so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell Taxi!

– Yo Mamas so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St..

– Yo Mamas so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

– Yo Mamas so fat, if she was a superhero, she would be incredible bulk.

– Yo Mamas so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.

– Yo Mamas so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she stepped on rainbow and made Skittles

– Yo Mamas so fat, I guess we know whats eating Gilbert Grape.

– Yo mamas so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

– Yo mamas so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

– Yo mamas so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

– Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a talking scale, and it said GET THE HELL OFF!!

– Yo mamas so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds

– Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on my cats tail, now I call him Beaver.

– Yo mamas so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

– Yo mamas so fat, when I climbed on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.

– Yo mamas so fat, shes got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

– Yo mamas so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

– Yo mamas so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

– Yo mamas so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.

– Yo mamas so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002s.

– Yo mamas so fat, shes got more rolls than a bakery.

– Yo mamas so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.

– Yo mamas so fat, she could sell shade.

– Yo mamas so fat, that when God said Let there be Light, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

– Yo mamas so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

– Yo mamas so fat, when I have sex with her, I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

– Yo mamas so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

– Yo mamas so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet dont get wet.

– Yo mamas so fat, she bumps into people when shes sitting down.

– Yo mamas so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

– Yo Mamas so fat, her butt has its own congressmen.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!