Yo mommas so fat she did a split and gave the sidewalk a hickie!

Yo mama so old she farts dust.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama has a short arm and cant applaude.

Yo mama so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide on rainy days.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to overdose on Flinstones vitamins!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so stupid that under Education on her job apllication, she put Hooked on Phonics.