Yo mama so stupid she went to the Superbowl with a spoon.

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mammas so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she ran into a brick wall the wall moved.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

yo mama soooo poor she caint even pay attention!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and somebody stuck a flag in her and claimed her in the name of Spain.