Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!

yo mamaso fat every time she farts she moves the whole earth out of orbit

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,DING!

-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMAS SO FAT:
-she was mistaken for gods bowling ball.
-when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up
-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
-her favorite dress is a tent
-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
-she has to iron her pants on the driveway
-she needs a building permit for her girdle
-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
-she puts on tampons with a bazooka
-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out
-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washingtons nose
-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.