Yo mamas so fat, she rolled over four quarters and left a dollar.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama so fat that every time she goes to McDonalds they have to change the sign.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.

yo mamma so fat i have to strap a 2×4 to my ass every time i have sex with her so i dont fall in.

Yo mama so fat she laid on a bed of nails and bent them.