Yo mama so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

yo mommas so poor that when u asked whats for dinner she looked down at her feet and said corn

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles started popping out…

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat that she has to use all the stalls in a public restroom at once.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say Taxi!

Yo mama so poor that when I walked in her front door, I fell out the back door.