Yo mama so nasty, her favorite meal is chicken pox pie.

Yo mama got so much toejam she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

– Yo Mamas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals

– Yo Mamas so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, What a treasure! and her father said, Yeah! Lets go bury it!

– Yo Mamas so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

– Yo Mamas so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

– Yo Mamas so ugly, they didnt make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars.

– Yo Mamas so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, Damn! Is it Halloween already?

– Yo Mamas so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday.

– Yo Mamas so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.

– Yo Mamas so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

– Yo Mamas so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled rape, they yelled NO!

– Yo mamas so ugly, shes like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

– Yo mamas so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.

– Yo mamas so ugly, rice crispies wont even talk to her.

– Yo mamas so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.

– Yo mamas so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

– Yo mamas so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

– Yo mamas so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.

– Yo mamas so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said Thanks for bringing her back.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so stupi I asked her what letter comes after x, i said y she said because I want to know.

Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch…

You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!