Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she walks on the beach in a blue shirt and every body runs screaming, Tidal Wave!!!

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to Sea World, people throw fish at her.

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, Fly! Fly!!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!