Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo mama so fat that when she walks in the front door she starts walking out the back.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so fat, she sees the school bus go by and screams, Hey! Stop that Twinkie!

your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows,
your mamma is so ugly, the doctors still smacking her ass.
your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her.
your mammas drawls is so funky, roaches checkin in but not out.
your mamma is so fat, cant wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs.
your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block.
your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini.
your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises.
your mammas cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.

Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so fat her nickname is Lardo