Yo mama so fat she looks like shes smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama is so fat that she uses the expressway as a slip and slide

Yo mama so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower

Yo mama so poor your family has to eat cereal with a fork to save milk!

Yo mommas so fat that when I had sex with her last night I rolled over twice and I was still on her

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw a sign that said Free next to a pony she took the sign.

Yo mama so poor I went in her house one day and stepped on a cigarette and she said, Oh no… There goes the heat.

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumps in the ocean in California, a tsunami hits Japan.