Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says TO BE CONTINUED!

Yo mama soo sleepy when she go to salon for a haircut but came out with shaved head and arms

Your mamma is like a bowling ball….. picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter. and she still comes back 4 more.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

yo mama sooo dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone compaine

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read –
(one at a time please!!!!!!)

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.