Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo Mama so fat she has more crack than Harlem

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks shes a tree.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama so fat even her clothes got stretch marks.