Yo momma so stupid when someone asks her to count to 10 she goes one, another one, another one, another one

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, Who threw that rock?

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.