Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didnt have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so fat she could use the equator as a belt.

Yo mama so bald she makes Mr. Clean look hairy!

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out.

Yo mamas so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mamas so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, “Theres those missing jelly rolls!”

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldnt help!

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.