Yo mama went to Weight Watchers and the only thing she lost was $19.95…

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

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yo mamas so fat you can make a coat out of her belly button lint

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levis.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

yo mama is so stupid she invented a solar powered flashlight

Yo mamas so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.

yo momma is so dum when shes at a country club they holler hoedown she drops to the ground