Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and cant remember her birthday.

Yo mama so dumb, she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and thought it was a twinkie

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please.

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

yo mamas so fat you can make a coat out of her belly button lint

Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to find the “11” button so she could dial 911!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.