Yo mama is so fat that Jackie Chan couldnt go around her in 80 days.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

yo mamas so stupid she when she filled out aplication it sai whats your experience and she put Wheeties.

Yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he was really just telling yo mama to get her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mamas so ugly, when God was giving out looks she was haging out with Whoopi Goldberg!

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give the guy a map!

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 26 Lbs of crack in her pants.

yo momma sooooo ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for indescent exposure!