Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, we are family.

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washingtons nose.

Yo MAMAs so fat see couldnt even fit in the house

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so fat that she is the one who created potholes.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

yo mamas so stupid she has no legs and said lets kick it

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.