Yo mammas so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said Hey, wheres my gumball?

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so dumb, she makes George Bush look smart.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so fat shes got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

yo momma so nasty her crabs uses her tampon string as a bungee cord

Sticks and stones may break my bones but so will your mom if she climbs on top!

Yo mamma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.