Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug-burn.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was a japanese orange drink.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought "Dunkin Donuts" was a basketball team.

yo mama so fat she got baptized at seaworld

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

Yo mama is so fat, she uses the Empire State building as a dildo.

Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, Wheres my gumball?