Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around
the house… she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears its chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, I cant beileve its not butter!!!
Yo mama so flat shes jealous of a book!