Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Yo moma so poor she told your little borther that Santa was dead.

Yo mama like peanut butter… smooth and easy to spread.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so old, she still owes Fred Flinstone $5.00.

Yo mama so dumb she stoped in front of a stop sign and stood there for two years.

Yo Momma so ugly, the neighbor kids dare each other to ring her doorbell on Halloween.

yo momma is so fat that when she stood next to fire hydrant to take a breath a cop gave her a ticket