Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!

Yo mama so fat shes got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so dumb that on a registration sheet for sex she put Yes, please.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to jump in the ocean the ocean jump out and said, No way! Theres not enough room for us both!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

• Yo mamas so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
• Yo mamas so fat, shes got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.
• Yo mamas so dumb, when I told her I wanted color TV, she said, What
  color?

• Yo mamas so stupid, when the computer said Press any key to
  continue, she couldnt find Any key.

• Yo mamas so ugly, you could hef face in dough and make monster cookies.
• Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the
  house.

• Yo mamas so poor when I saw Her kicking a can down the street, I asked
  her what she was doing, she said, Moving.

• Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks Taco bell is the Mexican phone company.
• Yo mamas so fat, she cant even jump to a conclusion.
• Yo mamas so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
• Yo mamas so old that when she was in school there was no history
  class.

• Yo mamas so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said
  Guess so she said Levis.

• Yo mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, Ding.
• Yo mamas so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with job
  application.

• Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read to be continued.
• Yo mamas so old, she has autographed Bible.
• Yo mamas so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• Yo mamas so stupid she went to Disneyworld and saw a sign that said
  Disneyworld Left so she went home.

• Yo mamas so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
• Yo mamas so dumb, when she was asked on a application, Sex?, she
  marked, M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.

• Yo mamas so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
• Yo mamas so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people said,
  Taxi!

• Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
• Yo mamas so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she
  couldnt find the 11 button for 9-1-1.

• Yo mamas so fat, she couldnt fit in a satellite photo.
• Yo mamas so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of
  wood.

• Yo mamas so old, powder milk comes out her tits.
• Yo mamas so fat, she could sell shade.

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?

Yo mama so dumb that when people said it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.