Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

yo mama is soooo fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.

Youre so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.



Yo mommas so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.



Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards hed start wagging his head!

Yo mommas so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look pretty.

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind