Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose.