Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, What ya doin? She said, Buying luggage.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.