Yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock at me

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can and asked her what she was doing? And she said Ime moving.

yo mama sooo fat she fell in love and broke it

yo mamas so poor she goes shoe shopping on the wires!!!!

Yo mama so old that she sat behind Moses in the 1st grade.

Yo mama is like a brick – She has 3 holes, shes flat on both sides & only gets laid by Mexicans…

Yo mamas so fat when people save a picture of her on their computer it takes up about 1000 gigabytes.

Yo mama so fat even Richard Simmons laughed at her.

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends