yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples!





yo mama soooo hary when u were born u got rug burn!!!





yo mama sooo hairy when she sees a bear she sings we r family!!!







yo mama soooo ugly that a blind man wouldnt have sex with her!!!





yo mama sooo ugly she makes the blind kids cry at the daycare!!!





yo mama so stupid she put a batery up her but and yelled ive got the power!!!





yo mama like a door nob every one get a turn!!





yo mama like a matress shes always laid!!!





yo mamas like block buster every one goes home happy!!





yo mama like a biycecle every ones riding her!!!





yo mama like a drum shes getting baned 24-7 !!!





yo mama sooo dumb when i said christmas is around the corner she went looking for it!!!





yo mama soo ugly she had to tie a steak to her neck to take the dog for a walk!!!





yo mama like a bowling ball she get picked up fingered and laid and always comes back for more!

Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory because she throw out all the Ws.

Yo moma amd dady so fat in high school the teacher told them to take 3 seats because of they fatness they so fat they set next to everybody.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so fat that when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people walked by and they said, Look at the big hippo!

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

Yo mama so fat that she saw a school bus go by and she said Hey, stop that twinkie!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to stand beside Michael Jackson just to look normal.