yo mamas so fat when she gave me her wieght I thought it was her phone number

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so fat she fell down Niagra falls, and stopped it up.

Yo mama so fat that God couldnt lift her spirit.

Yo mama so fat that shes on both sides of the family tree.

Yo mamas so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed an entire two-hour special episode of “The X-Files.”

Yo mama is like a pool table. 50 cents and shell rack your balls.

yo mamma so fat wehn god said let their be ligt he told her to move

yo mama is so fat one time she went whale watching and every whale that saw her started singing we aare family all my brother sisters and me;]